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Posted: 2020-06-12 07:27
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Posted: 2020-06-12 08:02
WHEN YOU BURN A HOT DOG, IT TURNS BLACK. EVER NOTICE HOW THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR A LONG TIME LIKE MUMMIES ARE ALSO BLACK? WHEN HEAT IS APPLIED TO SOMETHING, THE ELECTRONS SPIN FASTER AROUND THE NEUTRON, CAUSING FASTER DECAY. FOR EXAMPLE, LET'S SAY YOU HAVE TWO CLEAR BOXES, EACH WITH A HOTDOG INSIDE. ONE HOTDOG HAS BEEN THERE FOR A MILLION YEARS, AND ONE HOTDOG HAS BEEN BURNT; BOTH ARE BLACK, CORRECT? THE HOTDOG THAT WAS BURNT EXPERIENCED TIME MUCH MORE QUICKLY THAN THE HOTDOG THAT WAS THERE FOR A MILLION YEARS. I AM PROPOSING THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY TIME TRAVEL AT WORK. WHEN HEAT IS APPLIED TO AN OBJECT, IT EXPERIENCES TIME MORE QUICKLY; THIS IS SUPPORTED BY EINSTEIN'S THEORY OF RELATIVITY. NOW YOU MAY ASK, WHAT ABOUT WATER? IT DOESN'T BURN. INDEED IT DOES NOT; DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE IS A VERY UNUSUAL CHEMICAL THAT WE STILL DO NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND, BUT WE ARE DISCOVERING MORE EVERY DAY.

NOW CONSIDER THIS: AN OVEN IS ESSENTIALLY A TIME MACHINE. YOU PUT SOMETHING IT IT AND IT TURNS BLACK WHEN LEFT IN LONG ENOUGH. THIS OBJECT HAS TRAVELED THROUGH TIME QUICKER THAN THE OBJECTS AROUND IT; HENCE, THE OVEN IS A TIME MACHINE. WE ARE CALLING THIS "TIME OVEN" TO KEEP IT SIMPLE. YOU MAY BE WONDERING, WHY CAN'T WE JUST CRAWL INSIDE AN OVEN THEN AND TRAVEL INTO THE FUTURE? WELL YOU COULD, BUT THE HEAT APPLIED TO YOUR BODY WOULD KILL YOU. TIME TRAVEL IS NOT CURRENTLY POSSIBLE FOR MOST LIFEFORMS DUE TO OUR INABILITY TO WITHSTAND EXTREME TEMPERATURES. WE WOULD HAVE TO DISCOVER A WAY TO HEAT OURSELVES UP WITHOUT THE HARMFUL EFFECTS THIS PROCESS CAUSES.

IN SHORT, THE MILLER THEOREM STATES THAT TIME TRAVEL IS POSSIBLE THROUGH THE APPLICATION OF HEAT.


Posted: 2020-06-12 08:04
wait, it says "post awaiting moderator approval" but I'm the group admin... does that mean there's someone who has to read every post and manually approve it?

jesus, I'm so sorry to that person. oh well, another new disciple to the miller theorem


Posted: 2020-06-12 21:54
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